Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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