i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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