Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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