i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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