just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
