God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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