Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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