i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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