You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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