I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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