Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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