Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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