Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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