I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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