How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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