At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just want to make out with him forever
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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