So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So many bounce houses so little time
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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