oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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