The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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