end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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