Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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