I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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