I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
literally had 100 drinks last night.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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