We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
True strength comes from lack of pants
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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