Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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