At least make sure they are 18
Why
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
