Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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