the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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