question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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