Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i came on her dog
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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