That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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