super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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