youre lurking in front of me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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