That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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