My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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