Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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