gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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