Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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