Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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