playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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