So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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