your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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