We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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