gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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