You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
