okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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