You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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