im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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