I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he was CRYING into my vagina
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
