If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it was like eating out sand paper
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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