My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize