let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Randomize
