Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize
