No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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