the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
