I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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