yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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