Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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