She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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